8.04.2009

The Price Is WRONG, B*tch!

Has anyone watched "The Price Is Right" since Bob Barker quit and Drew Carey took over? Well, I hadn't yet.

Until today.


I forgot how awesome capitalism is! ESPECIALLY DURING THIS GREAT RECESSION! The poor folks who made it onto the show looked more crazy with envy than ever, and the rich folks, who won and clearly didn't need the prizes, looked more smug and punchable than ever, too! :)

I saw this lady shaking while she tried to win a bed, a trailer, and something else I forgot already (a $60 toaster, maybe?). Guess what? She lost. HOWEVER, she got $0.95 when she went to go spin the wheel. Then? Some younger (and obviously richer) girl spun the wheel and landed on the 100 (that's $1.00). Of course, if you do that, you win $1000 and get to spin the wheel again to win EVEN MORE MONEY!!! And then advance to the Showcase Showdown Round where you win EVEN MORE PRIZES!!!

THE PRICE IS RIGHT IS THE BEST TV GAME SHOW EVER!!!

I bet the girl who spun $0.95 and lost probably disagrees... And to that I say: The Price Is WRONG, BITCH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Here's lookin' at you, Adam Sandler ;)